Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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