You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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