I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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