I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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