you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Come share oat with me in your robe
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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