PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Buhtt sex?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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