And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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