Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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