He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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