my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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