Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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