they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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