now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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