okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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