I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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