i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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