Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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