what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Randomize
