you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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