You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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