spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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