you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
she peed on how many people?
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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