STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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