I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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