Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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