Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
found the other keg... it's in the tree
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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