If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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