Sponge bath it is.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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