the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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