My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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