her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
last night I used snow as a chaser
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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