think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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