I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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