I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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