I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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