If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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