uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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