I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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