Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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