im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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