His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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