Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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