Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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