this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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