you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
tell me about the fingering
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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