You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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