I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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