I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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