he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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