don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Gay?
German.
Pity.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Randomize
