Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Damn victory sex feels great
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