I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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