He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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