My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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