I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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