Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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